Iguana Discusses His REAL Life

"If you took all that energy you put into sex, and focused it on other things, imagine what you could do."

Yes, that sentence was told to me this Saturday/Sunday by a man that I spent a while having sex with. A gorgeous older man who had the energy of a boy of 19 apparently. Oh me and the older gentlemen, it's just not right sometimes. We did things that probably would make even the easiest of women blush.

I'm not on to brag so I'll stop there. I know what you're thinking, "She complains about it and yet always goes back to being so easy." I know, but the thing about the comment that man made is that, I get more opportunities for sex than for other things in life. Besides, I need one weakness don't I? If I was without distraction I would be utterly unstoppable.

I need sex to keep me in place.

Why not? I don't have time to fall in love it seems, and it always seems like the moment I try to get involved those men just HURT me anyway.

Another little sex issue that I'm VERY proud of is that I'm discovering the Top inside of me. Usually, I play the role of bottom, which I enjoy VERY much, but this older man took advantage of my obvious LARGE endowments and though he loves to top...apparently he could resist. O_0.

I know that may be a little too much information, but I think it's very flattering and totally blew my mind. I was so shocked and surprised! But I did it a couple times, so I think I'm doing pretty good for myself.

I promise that more will be revealed years down the road in my Tell All Expose , whenever that is written.

In other news, is there really any other news?

I had a date tonight, a REAL date. I know. It's funny that I'm shifting gears from my slutty ways to my dating life, but I am. Once again an older man.

I have some SERIOUS issues with older men. I'm talking mid to late 30s (perhaps early 40s, but they REALLY need to be cute). I see them and I think such weird/sexual things. This summer I am going to try to seek therapy, and I know that's probably something that will come up once or twice.

I do find it funny that many of the men I've enjoyed sleeping with literally could sit down with my parents and discuss "their" era and childhood, than they can with me. Yet in the end, I get along well enough with them. Maybe it's my older soul, or maybe it's the fact they don't care, they just want to have sex with me.

So the date was nice, this guy in crazy but in a good way. He admits he has the personality of a 12 year old, so he's not all stuffy and actually very funny. We had a nice dinner, that he paid for...it was 125 for the two of us! Then we went back to his place and watched Casino Royale, which was long, but fun and a little confusing. I love that they are TOTALLY changing the James Bond plot lines from years before.

Then I slept with him in his bed. Literally, we did fool around, but slept more than fooled around. I'm just taking it as it comes. If I take time to think about it I think I may FUCK it up again.

I'm like an Iguana sometimes, just pulling at the end of my rope.