Legally Pink

Just got back from the Betty Comden Memorial. Waited outside 2 hours and it was totally worth it. Here's some memorable songs that some of the divas performed:

Beth Leavel, Karen Ziemba and Stephanie J. Block — New York, New York from On The Town
Lucie Arnaz — 100 Easy Ways to Lose a Man from Wonderful Town
Christine Ebersole — Our Private World from The 20th Century
Phyllis Newman — A Shoo-In from Subways are for Sleeping (she won her Tony in that role)
Judith Blazer and Mary Testa — Ohio from Wonderful Town
Carolee Carmello — I'm Going Back from Bells Are Ringing (my favorite performance in it all)
Ann Hampton Callaway and Liz Callaway — Neverland from Peter Pan
Lillias White — I Can Cook Too! from On The Town (She was a hot mess! Broken leg, funny green sequin hat and reading the lyrics off some paper)
Leslie Uggams — My Own Morning from Hallelujah, Baby! (Her Tony Award too)
Elaine Stritch — Some song from a movie they did Lyrics too (haha!)
Lypsinka — A BRILLIANT act while syncing to another song from the movie Stritch sang from
Barbara Cook — Some Other Time from On The Town (SHE SANG THIS TO AN ENTIRE HOUSE WITH NO MIC! It was unbelievable!)

Now onto Part two of today...Legally Blonde! I feel so gay...wanna know why...here's why:



It's not permanent don't worry. I just figured it's a rare occasion, might as well go a little out. I'm gonna feel like such a weirdo riding on the subway, but alas we do what we must do...

How did we come to this?

Some bad things have happened today, things that are pushing my toward tears. For example:

I'm meeting my ex (who I am friends with and is coming to the show with me) boyfriend's new boyfriend who he has gotten very serious with and blah blah blah. It's not that I'm jealous, hardly jealous. From the way he describes him, the new guy has the same hobbies as me. That's normal, but I then wonder what I've done wrong to not merit the attention. Does that make sense? I know it's nothing I've done WRONG per say, but it brings me close to tears when I think about it. I don't know why.

Another issue BIGGER that's bringing me close to tears and might just do it is that my mom called me today and informed me that my parent's health insurance no longer covers me. I've been on it since I'm still in school. Well, apparently my dad intelligently took a new health insurance that doesn't offer a Student Rider. Meaning if your child is in school and they have proof they are included. Nope. He didn't.

Since I'm now 22 that means I don't count as a child in general. So I'm currently without health insurance. Here's the REAL kicker and the reason I may cry. It may be the sole reason I can't go to China with my school. I'm going to write an email after this entry to the people asking what I should do. I need a photocopy of my health insurance card for the application. Even if I get it, the card won't be here by October 12th.

I refuse to cry now, but I may be shortly. I don't believe that it's over so quickly. Before it even began. My throat is closing up...I have to go.

Can't Win Them All...But We Will Try

Ever wake up and feel your face looks like this?

Some days, I do. Then I realize it's just a reflection of the light...I mean my nose isn't difficult to miss. Honestly. Oh and, SE7EN has it's own comic book series? Jigga what?! I need these soon! This movie used to entrance me.

I can be cruel, I don't know why?

If you're surprised, don't be. I suffer from major blood lust sometimes. I tend to create these vivid and brilliant death scenes for in my mind. I would never act them out, just consider movies like Saw 3 and SE7EN as proper cathartic ways for me to deal with my emotions.*

Tomorrow is Legally Blonde for sure! I am going to also try to attend the Betty Comden Memorial, at two, which will have a bunch of big Broadway Diva names like Christine Ebersole, Donna Murphy, Beth Leavel, Etc, etc. Not Audra though. She had to cancel. I will try, but honestly I'm not going is I need to be there by 9:30! Sorry Betty, your memory will live on.

I decided to fool with the mind of of The Cyclist today.

Texting him odd little messages.

I did sort of make a deal with him. He went skydiving the other day and I agreed that if he made it to the ground alive...I would let him cum all over me.

I feel that's a fair trade for staying alive...

Remember when I said I wanted a boyfriend...well I still need to work on my approach.

*No, I am not a serial killer.

Iguana Has Always Been Legally Blond

MTV is showing Legally Blonde the Musical on TV on September 29th at 1 pm (I'm almost sure of it). To help fill the theater on that day they had a lottery for two free tickets the requirements were the following:

aMust be between the ages of 21-25
aMust Wear a PINK shirt

Faggots all over New York City have rejoiced. This one included.

I have won this lottery and I picked up my two tickets today. Sure it's row W, which another Theater Queen complained. But all I did to win this was send in an email and be young. I don't care if I was watching it from the last row, as long as I can see.

Miracles and mysteries...

This is once again is my Theatrical Powers at work. From the moment Legally Blonde hit The Street, I said, "I will never pay for this show." I'm not paying for it so I'm not breaking my word. Not only that I have a chance of being on MTV for a few seconds when they do shots of the audience cheering. However, I can't admit that I am exactly thrilled for this show. I'm happy to see Laura Bell Bundy, Christian Borle, Michael Rupert (who I have had a crush on since Falsettos) and Orfeh (believe it or not).

I was sitting and listening to an Interview with Jerry Mitchell about LB and his life, etc. The man has worked with Agnes DeMille, Michael Bennett, Jerome Robbins and Tommy Tune.

You'd have thought something rubbed off?

I won't say anymore. I will go into it with an open mind and I'm thrilled that this MAJOR event, I am to be a part of! It should be thrilling.