Matchmaker, Matchmaker...

I was on manhunt.net tonight, avoiding men as I usually do nowadays when a guy messages me. His profile says this:

ani ohev bisli

ani ohev boolbool yoter

I reply to his message with:

hi., What is that in your profile? haha a secret language?

He replies with:

hebrew
r u in park slope cuz it says ur 10014 zip code

I mean come on, seriously!? It's a site for sex and you expect people to pick up on that?!

A secret language...that's a GOOD one! In my head I'm thinking, oh that's cute. Probably something he invented when he was a kid and spoke with his mother.