The Legend of the Piggie Who Kept Tales Hidden

There once was a little piggie who met three creatures simultaneously and through a series of paradoxes. Yet, each one had a different relationship with the piglet.

The first rode a Vespa and liked to take the piggie out on dates. He would text a little more than the pig was used to, but he appreciated it nonetheless. The Vespa-rider would find ways to spend the night and sneak into the piggie's room to cuddle and kiss and . . . pet. Both had made promises not to do anymore than "kiss and pet and cuddle." For if they did they'd be breaking the rules and the piglet wanted to follow the rules. His constitution was still weak and the piggie enjoyed cuddling ever so much.

The second was the piglet's neighbor. The piggie was attracted to his Neighbor, but he was in a relationship. The principles of this relationship were built on sparkles, glue and fairies wings and now the piggie's neighbor lusted after him.

The pig had met his Neighbor on the street one day and they decided to have dinner together. The piglet knew his neighbor's intentions and the pig loved to have his tummy's rubbed. The Neighbor would send lovingly text messages that declared:

I am home early from work and would love to fuck you right now.

The piggie was touched and it made him chuckle. However, he didn't enjoy being the third "pig in a blanket" if you will. His constitution was getting a little better, but he was still prone to taking a roll in the mud every now and then.

The third was a ShyGuy who was so tall that his head often hit the clouds. The ShyGuy was as tame as a soft wind. He had a nervous twitch of biting his nails in a way that almost seemed painful. He would stare off into space and stutter, rarely making direct eye contact. It was difficult to see into his eyes since his head rested in near clumulus formations.

The pig liked this ShyGuy both emotionally and physically. The ShyGuy shared a similar past with the oinker. The piglet took a liking to him because it was nice to have a person around who made him snort less. Sometimes there would be awkward moments, like when the piggie was leaving and he received two consecutive pecks on the lips from the Guy.

The piggie knew better than to dig for truffles and just wanted to remain friends. The next time he saw the ShyGuy, the piggie was in a hurry and absentmindedly [in all seriousness] pecked the ShyGuy on the lips again! Later that night the ShyGuy came calling on the piggie for dinner. To take out, not to eat.

These gestures made the piglet get all pink and Rosy. Yet, he knew that he would rather be respectful of this one. The piggie had didn't know where this one was going, but was steering towards friendship. He was still learning to control himself.

So here was one little pig, with three different creatures involving themselves into his life. The Pig was content with the current relationships, but had a feeling some would change or evolve soon. Until then, he was going to maintain them and follow where each one lead.


The End.