Scene With My Family: The Unexpected Plan

(IGUANA picks up his phone.)

IGUANA: Hey Mom, what's up?

MOM: I have some bad news.

IGUANA: Huh?

MOM: So it turn out that it's your father's birthday next weekend. Your grandma refuses to come to the city on her son's birthday. So I guess that means we're not coming. How does next week sound?

IGUANA: You've been married for 26 years.

MOM: I still want to come...