Scenes With My Family: Aunt Visits

A summation of the visit with my Aunt...

(IGUANA sits down in Deli booth with his AUNT. IGUANA digs into his panini ravenously.)

AUNT: How was the AIDS Walk?
IGUANA: It was fantastic! Our group raised about 3,000 dollars total. Which is terrific since there were only like 7 or 8 of us!
AUNT: Tell me, do you think they'll ever find a cure?

(Long pause)

IGUANA: Let me tell you something about America first...